March 19, 2012
Things I wanted to do today:
- drive recklessly
- wear ripped jeans and too much eyeliner
- get carded at a bar
- listen to obnoxious music
- loiter at a fast-food chain
Things I did not want to do today:
- Lose another year of my life.
- End another decade of my life.
- Become old.
- Shop for wrinkle cream.
- Okay I didn’t actually do that.